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sweet :) I think this is kind of accurate :)

Feb. 5th, 2003

As a trucker in Pennsylvania stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it is winter and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!"

We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens;
We all have to wonder what this possibly means.
With our mouse we roam, through the rooms in a maze;
Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze.
We chat with each other, we type all our woes;
Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes.
We wait for somebody to type out our name;
We want recognition, but it is always the same.
We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt;
In PMs (IMs) we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt.
We do form friendships -- and why, we don't know;
But some of these friendships will flourish and grow.
Why is it on screen, we can be so bold?
Telling our secrets that have never been told.
Why is it we share the thoughts in our mind
with those we can't see, as though we were blind?
The answer is simple; It's as clear as a bell.
We all have our problems and need someone to tell.
We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must;
So we turn to the computer, and to those we can trust.
Even though it is crazy, the truth still remains:
There are Friends Without Faces, and odd little names.

Dec. 8th, 2002

Did I mention that I have a new friend?


Very good couple of days.
for anyone who has different pilates tapes/dvd's than me..

if i send some tapes, could i get a copy? please? i'll pay ya for it even?

let me know girls :)

maybe a shift in the pilates tapes would help me get back on track!

Dec. 5th, 2002


Do you know of any other online places I could possibly order the supplements for Chester?

I have someone in Buffalo who can bring them into Ontario for me..?

can you let me know :)

Dec. 2nd, 2002

Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women

PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Nov. 22nd, 2002

Just being a copy-cat.
I swear, I did NOT even rig this!

You will live in Shack.
You will drive a yellow Westfalia.
You will marry Len and have 1 kids.
You will be a Massage Therapist in Niagara Area.

The only part I don't like is the Niagara Area..only because it's soo far from my family!


smiling little sunflower...

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